On a beautiful spring afternoon I came home from my poetry class
feeling inspired. I was in the middle of making an Alice in Wonderland collage and had been slowly and carefully
cutting out old illustrations from various Alice
in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass scenes, and thoughtfully organizing
them in a colorful, busy paper world.
I finally figured out how I would like my scene arranged, complete with
different layers popped into the foreground to create depth, but I hadn't
figured out what to do for a background until I was driving home in my
1973 VW microbus "Bubbles."
I was struck with inspiration — The background should be playing
cards, of course!
I raced home
at breakneck speed (20MPH) and set up at the kitchen table with a pot of Modge
Podge, a deck of cards, and all my little paper cut-outs of Alice in Wonderland characters.
In my creative
whirlwind I hadn't bothered to change out of my day clothes (a flowing skirt
and billowing blouse, of course!), but that didn't matter, because I almost never (almost always) make messes. Why, if I can go a whole day without
getting glue or paint in my hair or on my clothes I consider this a success.
At a leisurely
pace I coated the background where I would soon be plastering cards down. I was taking my time, because I so
enjoy the sensation of creativity — I wanted to drag it out for as long as
possible.
Alas, my
spatial awareness must have been a bit off that day. Many key indicators
of the catastrophe soon to come were before my very eyes, but I was blithely
ignoring them: the open jar of Modge Podge placed precariously at the edge of
the table, the smooth unblemished fabric of my skirt just tempting fate to
spill something on it, and the wild movement of my elbows as I brushed glue on
my canvas.
When my elbow
connected with the jar of Modge Podge time suddenly slowed down.
“Oooooh Nooooo!”
I exclaimed, but just like in the movies my words were slowed down and
garbled. It was as if the jar had
a face, and kept fear-filled eye contact with me as it slowly descended to the
ground flailing its little imaginary arms. Upon impact the jar seemed to flinch as Modge Podge exploded
into the air and for a moment hovered weightless before time clicked into real
speed and the Modge Podge landed all over my clothes, my hair and the kitchen
floor.
My plans for a
leisurely afternoon of gluing stuff to stuff were interrupted by a new
consideration — the race against time to use the Modge Podge before it dried on
the floor, in my hair and on my clothes.
I knew what I
had to do and I didn’t like it.
The Modge Podge on the floor needed to be on my canvas, and there was
only one way to get it there.
I grabbed up
the cards.
I knelt on the
floor.
One by one I
slathered each card by rubbing them around in the pile of Modge Podge, coating
as many of them as quickly as possible and then quickly slapping them down onto
the collage.
Forget about brushes! I didn't have time for
that!
I lamented the
stray strands of dog hair and specks of dirt working their way into the
collage. My hands were dirty now
anyway, having rubbed them all over the floor to try to scoop as much Modge
Podge as possible off the floor and back into the jar.
When I had
utilized as much of the floor spill as possible I began to use cards to scrape
the Modge Podge off my clothes and rang out my hair onto the collage.
What was going
to be so carefully calculated and done with precision had been accomplished in
under five minutes.
With the
background settled and drying, I stood still for a moment catching my breath
and taking in the mess around me — and the mess that was me. I had to
decide what clean-up took priority — I decided on my clothes. I ran to the laundry room and threw my
Modge Podge soaked clothes in the washer and crossed my fingers, then scurried
back to the kitchen to see to the now-glossy tiles. Finally I recruited a bottle of dish soap to work on washing
the dry Modge Podge from my hair.
The end
result, regardless of the road to completion, was exactly how I envisioned it.
This article first appeared in The Noise.
This article first appeared in The Noise.
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